First Published: 11 December 2003, 16:41
Morning, believers.
It is with great sadness that I have to announce the postponement of Friday's Interplanetary and Celestial Alignment and Interpretation Session with Mme B. Mme B was half an hour ago (11.30) involved in a high speed collision with her head, and a three-wood golf club. Mme B is currently on a ventilator and being intravenously fed her porridge. The outlook for the golf club is more bleak, having split in two on contact. Police are looking for an irate golfer, running across Scotland in a Westerly direction on the M8.
Bravely, she still managed to curse the Doctor who prised the bucket of vodka out of her cold hands.
Updates as and when my busy schedule of work allows.
If you find the time in your hearts - keep the faith.
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